You Have Some Time On Your Hands
- Apply (Pick your poison.)
If you’re the type who hates on-line forms with the fire of a thousand suns, fill out the PDF application (get it here) and email it to apply@ehhoward.com like it’s 1998 and we’re all still waiting for AOL to dial up.
If you’re a cool, hip Gen X-er who has embraced the future just enough to tolerate the internet, skip the paperwork circus and apply at below instead. Either way, look at you—taking action. Bravo, rebel.
- The 15-Minute Vibe Check
Once we get your application, we’ll schedule a short video Meet & Greet with E.H. Howard. You’ll ask questions, E.H. will ask questions, we’ll trade a little sarcasm and see if we’re a good fit.
Just to be clear, this doesn’t need to turn into Love Connection. We’re not looking for a soulmate—we just want to make sure E.H. can help get you where you need to go. If we’re a match, we’ll pick a weekly meeting time that works.
- Pay What We Agreed On (No game shows.)
After the vibe check, you’ll receive an invoice for your first payment—exactly what we discussed.
I’m not Monty Hall and this isn’t Let’s Make a Deal. The price is the price. Capeesh?
- Refunds & Cancellations
Look, this isn’t a gym membership where you need a notarized breakup letter to cancel, but we’re not pushovers either. Your appointment time is reserved just for you, and last-minute changes make it impossible to offer that spot to someone else who’s actually ready. Here’s how it works:
• Cancel in writing at least 24 hours before your session → Full refund.
• Cancel 12 hours before → 50% refund.
• Cancel 6 hours before → 25% refund.
• Ghost us / No show = No refund. (This is business therapy, not hide-and-seek.)
- Get the Goods
Once your payment is processed, you’ll unlock your course materials so you can actually show up prepared. Bring curiosity, bring questions, bring that “I’m finally doing this” energy. You don’t have to be perfect. You just have to show up ready to work.
Short Form Application
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